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THE HUMPTY DANCE
(C) SugarDaddy Productions, Inc.
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Stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So world hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round round
I'm the new fool on this track
And my sound is laid down by the WOLFPAC
Rink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Daddy (Who?) pronounced with a caddy
And all you ladies you know I already had thee
And to the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to gat thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
And just like humpty dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'm eating all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, (yeah you) c'mere-are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
But it never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a china jump bathroom
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
Come on baby do the humpty hump, watch me do the humpty hump
Sexy baby do the humpty hump, watch me do the humpty hump
Sexy mama do the humpty hump, watch me do the humpty hump
Everybody do the humpty hump, watch me do the humpty hump
People say "yo, humpty, you're really funny looking
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see on the floor, suite bee
All the girls they adore thee
Oh yes, ladies, you know I'm being sincere
'Cause in a 69 my wolfpac nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, and I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
Both both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give daddy a chance
And now I'm gonna do my own dance
Here it comes here it comes (En-tro-phy) check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, daddy
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, WOLFPAC's the name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
Jig around, shakin' ya rump,
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the hump.
(Chorus till end)