OK so I went ahead and opened my own Twitter for no reason really. I figured it was a fun way to wax idiotic when I'm on line at my local sperm bank, gun range or all you can eat Chinese buffet! So follow me or whatever it is, and soon enough you will be getting amusing tweets about sock size, why there is no drive thru windows at liquor stores and the inappropriate things I can do with a hamburger! Click here to follow me!

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